Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
there was a trapeze. enough said
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
