So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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