I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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