so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
