Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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