just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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