even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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