clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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