Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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