There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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