this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Ketchup is God's man juice
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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