BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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