Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
