wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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