and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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