that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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