5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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