You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
This toilet bowl is my home.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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