carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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