I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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