please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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