we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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