dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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