I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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