Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
what day is it and did you see me today?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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