the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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