So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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