Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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