i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
you have to choose: penises or morals?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The air was thick with penises
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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