just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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