Your dad touched me again.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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