I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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