so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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