The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
dude. I can hear the air.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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