I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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