I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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