She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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