1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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