This girl is more easily done than said...
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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