i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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