K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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