Pregnant stripper...not hot.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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