Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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