hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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