belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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