How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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