wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
