How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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