The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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