Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i drank out of a bidet.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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