i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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