Christians are straight up FREAKS
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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