Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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