xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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