do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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