i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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