i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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